¿Hay alguien que hable ingles?

Hehe! I have now completed my Spanish classes, after the final lesson I was given a beautiful certificate. The certificate proves that I showed up to class, every day. I may have been a little sleepy (tengo sueño) and in need of some coffee (a cortado, if you please), but I was there in body.
What the certificate doesn't prove is whether I paid attention, or actually learned any Spanish.